color my life with the chaos of trouble.

cynical? humorous? musician? Ridiculous? you decide.
scottghetti:

well, i just watched this for a good 5 minutes.

still mesmerized 

scottghetti:

well, i just watched this for a good 5 minutes.

still mesmerized 

(Source: pearlycum)

that moment when fuck everything, I’m going to dance and be happy and there’s nothing any bitch can do to bring me down.

that moment when fuck everything, I’m going to dance and be happy and there’s nothing any bitch can do to bring me down.

that moment when

you just can’t anymore

exactly.

exactly.

my main goals in life according to some people

  • piss off as many people as I possibly can
  • offend everyone with my words
  • successfully transform into the scum of the earth
  • lose friends and alienate people
  • passive aggressively write about people on the internet, even though I’m just as comfortable calling them out, Miss New Bob For The Summer Snippity Snip.
  • out to ruin everyone’s life and destroy all happiness

It’s all about perception, folks. If you just didn’t give a fuck like myself, I promise you wouldn’t be so bitter and concoct ridiculous reasons that don’t exist to hate me. :D

Allow me to retort

I appreciate it when an individual blocks me from any social networking site because I disagree with something they believe in and, just like them, express my beliefs. I honestly thank these people that are bitter and miserable. Truly, I owe them my happiness more than anything because a) I no longer have to be burdened with the worry that said individual can see or judge me and b) I realize with every angry, terrible person I encounter I am still confident in myself and what I believe, and I’ve done no wrong though I’ve been wronged. So thank you, bitter people of the world! Thank you for showing me your true selves- immature, ridiculous, shallow children in the body of an ‘adult’. I’ll cherish the lessons I learned in dealing with you when I raise my own kids. Idiots.

So today this happened…. Pinnacle of happiness.

So today this happened…. Pinnacle of happiness.

jondaly:

Skrill Cosby.

wub wub wub doop skiddle dee wub bop

jondaly:

Skrill Cosby.

wub wub wub doop skiddle dee wub bop

Well.

My heart hurts

(Source: eatherich, via davegrohlsteef)